romanticizing-death:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT

(via tyler-hoe-kley)

the-vashta-nerada:

waffeey:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was biking for a long time yesterday so i went into a smoke shop to buy some water and when i was walking out this white girl in shorts and uggs was like “SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU” and instead of telling her i went in for water i was like “it’s like 70 fucking degrees out and you’re wearing uggs. i don’t trust your judgement” and i rode away on my bike

But uggs hav swaeg :c

i don’t trust your judgement either

(via tyler-hoe-kley)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dampsandwich:

SCRATCHING YOUR FACE WITH THE WRONG SIDE OF A PEN

judging by your url your life is a huge mess

judging by yours, you’re a middle-aged woman going through menopause

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

10knotes:

absurdlittlebirds:

This fucking hits a nerve. 

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: iluvcarmelcandy)

memecollection:

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octupac:

jasmine-blu:

octupac:

“why are you eating ice cream in the winter” BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN GOOD???

i work at an ice cream place and i hate people like you

lmao im so sorry that i like ice cream and u get paid to give me ice cream

(via bloodwang)

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

(via fatwink)

imfamousontumblr:

what do you even do at a nightclub

like is there wifi

(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous, via fatwink)

(Source: zel-duh, via staypozitive)

shutupaubrey:

i want a guy that i can climb all over like a tree

(via fatwink)